would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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