I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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