nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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