You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he fucked my hip out of place.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
