We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
