she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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