After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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