he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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