I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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