Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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