You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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