I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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