More tranny stories later!
Too much gin, very little bucket
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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