Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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