well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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