she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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