He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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