You made me cry and you don't even care
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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