YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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