I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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