last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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