why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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