belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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