On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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