My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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