So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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