ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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