I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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