where does the pee come out of this thing
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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