Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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