i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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