She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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