my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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