did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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