similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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