I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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