I don't think brook has ever known best
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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