So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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