..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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