We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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