once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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