I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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