this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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