You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
