They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
All I want is dick and wine.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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