What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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