i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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