those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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