Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I have fence marks all over my body
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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