I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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