We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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