Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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