Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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