Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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