There is no way he is gay with that hair.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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