its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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